So I showed him this picture and...
...he said, "No! Your sister looks like you!" To which I replied, "Are you saying I look like a pregnant woman?" to which he replied, "No. Well yes. But in a good way. You have the same freckled chest."
"Are you sure that's what you mean?" I asked.
Fumbling ensued.
Result: I actually look like a pregnant woman.
Moral of the story: never ask a coworker if he wants to have sex with your pregnant sister.
6 comments:
Ha! I needed that laugh. Your coworker is crazy, btw. You don't really look pregnant.
Um, I'm not sure how to respond to that... :)
i want a comparison photograph! and so does sean.
:)
mlj
ps. will you be of the burlington way over new years?
no. on new years eve, I'll be on a plane back to Korea... :(
aw, crap. oh well. :(
we WILL see each other! i promise...
I'm delurking to say: hee hee. Twisted and funny. Perfect.
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